Captions... You Decide!

Ok, i cant pick a good one! So... YOU PICK THE WINNER!
Choose from one of these captions for the contest! Winner gets drawn on the wall!

1. Purp: Hey Jacob, like my outfit?
Jacob: Well, I like it, cuz you look like a dragon with a beard and angel wings!

2. Purp: Hey Jacob, do you think i look fat?
Jacob: zzzzzzzz..... YOU DID WHAT WITH A MONKEY'S BANANA?!

3. Purp: What c'ha doin' Jacob?
Jacob: Nothing, I just hate heights...
Purp: WANNA GO SKY DIVING?!
Jacob: :| No, ill pass -whispers- no one ever listens to me.
Purp: What did you say? WANNA GO SKY DIVING?!
Jacob: :|

4. Jacob:Did you buy some pants?
Purp:No i buy underpants.

5. Jacob: AHHHHH! A DRAGON! RUN AWAY!
Purp: NO im not a dragon im purp!

6. Purp: Hey jacob, know what?
Jacob: what?
Purp: You have no noise do you know it? why, u never told me!
Jacob: Ummm, Wanna go surfing?

7. Jacob: OMG ITS A DRAGON
Purp: no its just me purp -_-
Jacob: OMG ITS EVEN WORSE AND UGLYIER
Purp: OH REAL NICE!!!! -_-
Jacob: RUN AWAY CHOBOTS ITS PURP!!! SHE IS WORSE THEN A DRAGON!!!!

Just tell me what number you like!

~Purp

Winner will be announced tomorrow!